Friday, August 28, 2009

*The SCARLET Letter*
Dear SmartyPants,
The roller coaster ride has been great despite the ups and downs to it... It's a memory i guess i'll cherish forever.. But like all good things, this too has come to an end.. Blame to roller coaster or its operator, NOT ME!!!
Anyway, 3 years has passed so fast rite.. Like you said, "you didnt feel it passing by", but i sure did.. Maybe its due to the fact that i'm terrified of roller coasters... Anyway, all i wanna say is, thank you for finally showing me a direction to head to unlike the "hanging" in the mid air feeling you've been giving for the past 3 years....
What i learned?? Well, for starters, never trust a non-decisive fella like you.. Also, never put my life into the hands of a JERK!!! *chuckles*.. Nah, actually, its a lesson that once someone says DUNNO or NOT SURE, that means, RUNNN and i mean RUNN towards the opposite direction... Like a great guy once told me, always DECIDE else you'll end up being the stupid one.. Guess, it took me 3 years to learn that.. But hey, better late than never rite..
Nevertheless, the time with ya has been great.. Not always though, and i think you know that as well.. Though i wished we had "the talk" way earlier, than i wouldnt have wasted more than 1000 days but no probs... I wish you nothing but the best in life and hopefully, when you come upon another junction in your life, you'll know which road to take, and you'll be SURE about it...
Before i sign off, let me just say, thank you for everything... The chappathis and movies were definitely something memorable and worth telling my grandkids.. hahahaha.... But yeah, u're unforgettable, yes yes u r SmartyPants.. Though its sad to lose you, i guess, this ending is actually a beginning for both of us... All the best darlin...
Yours lovingly,
The So Called MORON

Saturday, August 22, 2009

*History Repeats*
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a gal...
*sigh* Are you gonna start ranting and crapping again???
Hellllooo!! This is my blog after all.. i get to say whatever i want, ya know...
Fine fine... go ahead... So, whats so different bout this gal that she gets a post in your blog???
Well, this gal, lets just call her GirL, had a weakness.. she wore her heart on her sleeves..
WHAT??? You mean she's some kinda Frankenstein wannabe??? Eeeuuu that's gross...
Nooo.. Just hear me out, will ya...
Then, just get to the point instead of rambling...
So, like i said, she wears her heart on her sleeves.. Imagine how fragile that made her.. But did she learn??
Let me guess, NO??
Exactly... So, one fine day, there she was, strolling as usual when she met this man..
*whistles* another boy meets gal story???
haha.. NO!!! This man was way way older than her.. But he was such a sweetheart...
Gross, girl... Never liked old man-young gal romance.. I'm outta here...
Damm, wait.. I'm not done yet.. Who told ya its bout romance???
*sigh*... this betta be good, else im sooo gonna knock ya head...
Then, shuddup and just listen... So, she met this guy, more like stumbled upon and the first meeting was great.. Despite him pointing out to her that she was such a PIA, suprisingly she felt comfy with him.. And before you get any weird ideas up that crooked mind of urs, no, its not romance... the guy's married ya...
OH MY GOSH!!! She's gonna break up a family and u wanna write bout her??? Are you out of your mind???
Damm, just shuddup!!! Well, the thing was, she felt so comfy with this guy and it felt so much easier to share her thoughts, despite the fact that he was a total stranger....
Send her to me and ill teach her how dangerous is it to talk to strangers, let alone share details...
Gosh, u're getting on my nerves.... Just listen... So, here she was, getting to know this guy when all of a sudden, he left her...
Left?? whatcha mean???
I mean, he left her.. he STOPPED talking to her.. and she didint know why...
Might have been, he got sick of her... You said she was a PIA...
Well, yeah maybe... but im curious... i mean, all she did was leave for a few days and when she came back, he just stopped talking to her.. does that make any sense to u??
Your whole story doesnt make sense.. let alone this question...
hmm.. anyway, the thing is, she came to me and asked for advice, so here i am, asking you what to tell..
Just ask her, to forget this whole thing and go on with life..
Told her that.. But she says, she wants to know what's her mistake.. According to her, she didnt do anything to cause this whole communication meltdown..
Some things are best left unexplained... Just ask her to treasure the memory and go on..
Easier said than done, babez... she's a total wreck now.. she can't stop bawling her eyes out..
Crying? For some random guy she met???
Unfortunately, she really likes him...
aaha.... that explains...
no, not in a romantic manner.. but as a friend... well, i guess all good things come to an end rite.. poor gal.. i'll pass her the msg.. thanks babez..
yeah rite... u just wasted 15 minutes talking to the mirror... go n do something worthwhile, sham.. goooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*and it ends*